Tweets That Made Us Laugh Because Of How 'Technically True' They Are

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Mayarey
Aug 17, 2021 4:00 PM EDT

Twitter is a virtual space where people congregate to spill some serious tea, and thank god they do because we don't know what else we would spend our time doing if there weren't so many skilled people contributing their hilarity on Twitter every day. We aren't such a tough crowd around here, we see a clever pun, we become amused. If you're the same you'll thoroughly enjoy this thread of Tweets that aren't not true... If you know what we mean.

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  • 01
    Rectangle - True, I Guess.. @tchncllytru Hey, don't wait for me. I'm at the hospital. 6.36 pm Is everything ok? 6.36 pm I'm ok. It's just my cousin. He can't speak or walk. 6:36 pm OMG! WHAT F KING HAPPENED? 6:36 pm Nothing serious. He was just born 2 hours ago. 6.37 pm 4:03 PM Jul 22, 2021 99.8K
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  • 02
    Handwriting - True, I Guess... @tchncllytru Write five words you can spell (5 marks) fiver Wordor you/ canr opoll, 1 lavor 4 5 clever. +2 10:43 AM · Jul 23, 2021 ♡ 784.8K 2) 3.
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    Font - True, I Guess... @tchncllytru Andy Ryan @ltsAndyRyan Her: Who's your favourite literary vampire? Me: The one in Sesame Street Her: He doesn't count Me: I can assure you that he does 4:14 PM · 8/6/21 · Twitter for Android 12:45 PM · Aug 11, 2021 13.4K
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  • 04
    Jaw - True, I Guess... @tchncllytru legend kwame @johlny_ Do men still open car doors? Xavier @xavir69 How do you think we get inside 3:56 AM · Jul 23, 2021 42.7K
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    Font - True, I Guess... @tchncllytru Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist. 3:11 PM Jul 25, 2021 403.4K
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    Product - True, I Guess... Central Lowlands @tchncllytru Joe Dillon @joffocakes erness Fort William Grampian Mts. ea the Inner rides Scotland LBen Nevis Dundee Ar Mull Perth St. Ar Fi Kirk Edinburgh Jura Stirling. MaGlasgow lydeD River Ayr Uplands Dumfries Cheviot Tw Riv Southern Hills Stranraer England Jeras Ikehorn @Jeraslkehorn- 1d ONLY USING A FOOD, TELL US WHERE YOU LIVE. 1:41 PM Jul 21, 2021 195.6K orth nnel He
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    Font - True, I Guess... @tchncllytru @beensayinn mood Kyle @KylePlantEmoji It probably did 9:53 PM · Aug 10, 2021 42.8K
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  • 08
    Mouth - True, I Guess.. @tchncllytru how my family sees me how I see my family 12:06 AM · Aug 11, 2021 7.9K
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  • 09
    Font - True, I Guess... @tchncllytru Joe Biden It's a new day in America. @JoeBiden · 48m 24.4K 27 114K 608K Prayag @theprayagtiwari · 7m Joe biden is not my president Travis alen @traviselen · 5m Are you Trump supporter ? 1 27 Prayag @theprayagtiwari Replying to @traviselen and @JoeBiden Nol am from india 10:03 PM · Jul 21, 2021 864.2K
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  • 10
    Rectangle - True, I Guess... @tchncllytru C. Write these words in alphabetical order. apkt aeluv esu alory 1. take value use 2. royal 9:58 PM Jul 28, 2021 41.7K
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    Property - True, I Guess... @tchncllytru JAY @LifeOfJay98 These huge companies all started from a garage... what's YOUR excuse? Disney Apple Amazon Google BRANDO @el_branbran I don't have a garage. 1:23 PM Jul 22, 2021 125.4K
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  • 12
    Rectangle - True, I Guess... @tchncllytru Petty Land Jul 21 · O WALMART is giving out FREE school supplies to anyone who can outrun security 6:34 PM Jul 30, 2021 70.4K
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